The Join Lily of Switz got lazy 31 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and avant-garde cinema. The quiet, industrious population of 11.684 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 537 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,987 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 31's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got lazy 31 is ranked 190,342^nd in the world and 4,804^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 322.74 on the Gilded Widget Scale.